Hey man sorry I got all grabby
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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