**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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