I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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