i just wanna soil my oats bro
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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