dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this just has baby written all over it
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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