he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
is it fun? or sober?
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