I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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