Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
then he tried to convert me to islam
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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