It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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