If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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