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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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