he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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