So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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