I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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