its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
id be glad to
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
