This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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