some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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