Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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