i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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