dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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