I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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