Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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