Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
