i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
