My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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