problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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