She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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