Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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