We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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