Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it glows. i had to have it.
She bit a glass in half.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Im part way to drunk.
It's shark week go big or go home
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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