So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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