So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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