She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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