I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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