just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize