It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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