Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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