margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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