After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Buhtt sex?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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