hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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