I heard we made out
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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