And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
