I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
God, I missed his penis.
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