i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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