He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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