why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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