your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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