and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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