My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm at about main and main street
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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