Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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