"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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