Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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